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Her car comes with a kitten holder

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Did that cat just do a fucking flying kick on that guy

I fucking love how the guy at the counter just loses his shit, this probably made his day.

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My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”

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Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets


How to save a life…

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This kid was a toaster for Halloween

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