Did that cat just do a fucking flying kick on that guy
I fucking love how the guy at the counter just loses his shit, this probably made his day.
My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.
Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”
I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.
So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”
And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
How to save a life…